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So, stretching out his arm times.
Why did this stupid doll no arms?
So you have something to do.
Hey!
Hello, 2 latte and 'nen black tea to take away. - Clear.
Milk coffee, there's now way also vegan.
Huh? Was otherwise meat in it?
From the court. Eviction. We need to get out of here!
I say 'more than' nem year, do let us from this' nen cell phone store.
No. Nobody throws us out of here! Do not throw us out of here!
This one is all part of our mother!
Sami? - I'll kill him. I'll kill him! - Calm down. - Our shit landlord!
I'll kill him!
Breath in, breath out. - Let me, I'll kill him!
Hey, Sami, now you relaxing times.
I'll kill him!
Will you not spend the same in the store your wedding night? Really, you're just embarrassing.
So, Mom and Dad wait. Come!
Just let!
Hi Mom Hi Dad. Unfortunately, I'm still single.
Although I have now and again a few dates'.
But I have also longer time for the store.
And the store is going very well. And please make yourselves no worries.
What are you talking? We are evicted because he is not running.
I do not want to make even more worried, okay?
but you need to worry about. Yes, we are broke. We have to sell all their gold. Dad, listen, a mobile phone shop
would run great. Wedding dresses do not work with three men.
Cell phone store? Mom and Dad turn around just in the grave. You know, right?
Which are already a while there, yes, there's nothing left turns at all.
The way you talk before our parents about our parents?
Where does' s gold, who you talking about?
Mom and Dad got it at the wedding. People who have never touched their lives and have brought it to the bank.
Ach so.
Can I now?
Also, Mama, Papa,
I'm on my Mucke off and maybe it will please Baby,
I am now also become Muslim, so now practicing.
And with Allah's help everything will again well with the bridal shop.
What's going on now from where?
Power of now one of "back to the roots"?
Television Makes broke, brother.
listen to music, first! - Second.
we need this shit always hear loud?
Why these rappers always want to fuck everything and everyone? I do not get it.
I 'not what we' understand, should have n Handyladen if it has been around 8 in our street.
Man, think it out. Phone conversations are always married less and less.
Oh, so much gold!
The loose 40 50,000 worth.
20 get the landlord, with the rest we build the shop around.
Yes, but no cell phone store. We must just make anew the store, then runs the already.
Hey, there's' s letter!
A letter?
It's from mom. - By mom? - Yes, read before.
Die Mama!
Die Mama.
Alles zusammen Ja, Habibi.
Hm?
You are also Muslim. I'll make you a round sum.
22.000.
What? Why so little? That's loose 40 giant worth, man!
Do you think just because I am an Arab, I trying to cheat you? Look, brother, I'll tell 'you.
Gram number, yes, sometimes gold price. Is like magic!
Hoax, you have your price!
I believe, your offer is hocus pocus. Come on, give it to me, I'll go somewhere else.
I pull 'you now his cap over his ears.
I know. We are indeed at home.
Hi, Anna!
I can not believe it. Hello.
not seen long - Celal, hi.. I thought you living now in Munich.
Yes, no, I Unfortunately, that did not work out.
I'm back.
And what are you doing? - Uh,
I've just really a lot of stress, so easy ...
Are you trying still to get rich with crooked stories?
Not in a long time. I have now 'nen cell phone store.
Yeah, right.
For real. Believe me. - Clear.
Here. These are my revenue.
Here. You're tired, right?
Well hold on, okay?
Say, that's not your baby, right? - But.
And you, how about it with you?
Infant? No, fortunately not.
Why you are interested in that at all?
I understand already, with you but everything is the same.
Yes, and that's why you get pregnant you from the next best, or what?
I believe that we go out better.
Clear. Yes, but cut it back as soon as there are problems.
Mach's gut.
Stop. This time I will go first.
The car is over there.
Fuck.
You're also a Turk, so I round here at all.
Altogether 22,000.
Crap. That's impossible.
You think I fuck with 'you because I am a Turk?
but that is not Turkish expected. Look what's that?
A German computer.
OK. Then give it to me.
The here you can take. Is worth nothing.
Which belonged to my father.
I'm sorry. Is nevertheless worth nothing. Can you stick in the diary you might.
Fuck.
Hello? Hey, stop!
Stop! Are you waiting!
Hey!
Hey, I ... hello?
Say, are you nuts? - This is your baby. What happened?
It has been approached one about a car. Follow us to Trinity Hospital. We have to go!
How are you doing? - This may tell you the doctor.
Frau Dr. Lampert?
Day. My name is Lampert. You can calm down.
Her friend was lucky. Sweet!
She has a head injury.
To get the swelling under control, we have put into an artificial coma.
Where is she now?
Over there, in bedroom 3.
Hello? What should I do with the baby now?
Stay calm and just pretend as if mom a few days on vacation. You'll be fine.
I?
Excuse me?
We just make the transfer. Wait a moment? Thank you.
Okay.
Listen, equivalent to that fat sister and cares really great to you until your dad comes, okay?
Good luck.
Hello, your baby is crying!
Thank you.
Who has forgotten his baby!
Hello, friend of Ms. Kemper! Can not forget what?
That is not my baby, okay? I'm just a friend of Anna Kemper.
Is not a reason to leave the baby in the hallway.
Listen. We have children here Station.
The sweetness is then come to the home until we find the relatives. - Krass.
We Turks can so good with babies.
Your little shriveled ears you probably, he Schnösel from your father?
When I think of the Munich-half in you, yes, I would 'immediately stuck in a home.
That you have your luck 'ne Frankfurter half.
Gives!
Sorry, I'm looking for 'the Kempers.
Tell me, You were once the knick-knack friend of Anna?
And.
Do you know where your parents are?
Family Großkotz that makes holiday on'm dreamboat. No, because can make se beautiful in de Caribbean Knick-knack.
If 'ne mobile number? - Yes, but they will not reach.
Why? Probably because they do all the time Knick-knack?
Nonsense. It's too expensive on the Love Boat, which Geizknöpp have turned off the phone, understand Se?
What about the father? Do you happen to like the name?
With whom Anna has there now geknattert for you,
I know the net. So I've long heard nothing more. - Yes, thank you, you really helped me a lot.
Not for that.
I come with my butt on her labia,
leg 'to me then' ne Line on her leg.
Leg 'me then' ne Line ...
on her leg.
Thank you, Frankfurt! Thanks alot!
You, tell me. Can not even we sing of things that concern us?
But these are things that interest me.
With the balance of the Labia? You do not even smoke and are gay.
Yes, but the masses want to hear something. - masses! That was good.
Fits times, you Lutschis. I Zwing 'anyone to stay here.
Either you want to be really big with me or stay really small without me.
Searches you mind.
Your Lutschis.
Hey, Celal, tell already how much did you get?
Hey, shit is that we did not get 40 giant, but only 22nd
Crap! You let kidding you. Were you at the Arab or were you at the Turks?
By both. That's it with the mobile phone shop.
Here, I, Anna degree told that I have ''ve got n Handyladen'. - What Anna?
Yes, that is in fact the super fucking message. My ex has a baby.
Probably from so 'nem rich Munich wanker.
Then, look forward at this, then the issue is finally finished. Yes, and now you have given the landlord the money?
Bin grad on the way there. - Okay great.
Look, Celal, I have now 's date, I have now' no time, okay?
I am in a hurry. - With a little luck ...
Yes, brother, do not worry. This time I'm really a good feeling, man. No shit. Okay, Celal, bye, I have to go now.
Yes. Bye.
Say, your baby brings happiness yet, or not?
Clear the baby is not 18. But the thing is still so small that it gathers nothing at all.
Yes, that's can not play and certainly not become addicted.
In this sense you are right, but ... - Now, now.
Now wait a minute, will you?
No bribery, but for your own personal coffee fund.
I drink 'like coffee.
Man, now introduce yourself to not so.
You drink but also like coffee.
OK. But here do not come in.
Hello.
Are you Laura?
And.
And you're Sammy?
Themselves.
I put 'me go there. - Okay.
I have a gift for you.
Oh. What 's happened?
Which was hopefully cheaper. - No sorry.
I have lost the head, on the road or something. I'm sorry.
I hope I do not lose my head.
I mean, not yet.
Certainly not.
Okay, uh ...
Sami, so I do not know why you send me something,
But between this picture and your face because ...
I call it time differences.
Okay, the photo is a few days old.
Ah. And what about the big paunch?
Which is not on top of the image that is.
Okay, honestly, excuse me for saying so,
But in the photo you also had no glasses.
Are you kidding me?
I can just take off my glasses yet. And then I sit back them up.
And you? Can you cut there and reinvest your paunch?
OK. Can you your buck teeth so back and forth so bend as you please?
Ha?
I can give you maybe bring something to drink yet?
No, thank you, will not drink.
What is this, huh? So what I have never yet experienced. - Ow!
You're just stupid!
Cool.
No more.
Hey.
9. Rot. Odd. Lack.
Hey. - your bets, please.
you take what? Black? Red?
The or? Here.
Search one from.
Okay, okay.
Are you sure? Black?
No more.
28.
Schwarz. Peer. Past.
You're good. OK,
this may have been a coincidence. That's why you need to show it to me again,
if that was just luck or whether you's can.
Okay.
Red. Are you sure?
No more! - Okay.
21. Rot. Odd. Past.
You can do it.
Now you have to make the right decision, right? I'm counting on you. - your bets.
Now it's all about. You can save our store.
Red or black?
Okay.
Red. You're sure?
Now one's, right?
The stakes, please.
Okay.
Come on stop it.
Rien ne va plus, Schnullerbacke.
No more.
Okay.
7. Rot. Odd. Lack.
Ahhh!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Monsieur, on the red field is nothing.
Do you want to ... I have to red put me fuck with. - No no.
I've put on red!
No guest has just put on red. - No no!
I've yet set to red!
Monsieur, we can show on the video the like. You're welcome.
Can you see it? There was nothing on red. - Fuck.
What's' n da grin?
God, how can you be so stupid and just when it matters verkacken so?
I'm really disappointed.
Fuck!
Dicker, you're stupid? You were built forever no more shit.
But you can not get 20 grand?
How should I take 20,000?
But for 'nen buddy of mine you could from' nem loading properly rausholen technology.
Man, dude, I do not 'but so what.
Yes, what you going to do then? Want to gay bar, or what?
Escortservice.
A buddy of mine did that and was with 'ner grandma and having him' nen VW Polo paid.
Maybe you have luck.
Age, I'll shoot 'but not Omis, man! - You must they also do not always popping same.
Sometimes classical music is heard, eggnog drinking, stroking bit.
Hey, Dicker, the baby eats anabolic steroids.
Hey, man, what are you doing?
This is not for babies.
Yes, and if I get no Polo, yes, then I have to caress for 'n few bills' quite a grandma.
You got a better idea?
So, here we are.
So, get out.
Now he prays too.
What is this baby?
Has Anna can turn on. Here, you just take. take now!
Do you think Anna? I thought that's gone to Munich?
Here, the urgent need of buy another diaper.
What that smell?
And where is she now? - In the hospital, I tell so,
but can turn off the siren only once? - Man, maybe she is thirsty or hungry?
Did you Hungi or Dursti? Hey, hello? I believe she is not talking to us. Wait a moment.
I believe she still can not talk. I'll get her some water, wait a minute fast.
No, man, wait, that's a baby! do not hang with the mother at the breast?
Yes you are right. There's milk in it?
we have no longer there? - No.
Is also ayran? - No. We need to Notapotheke or to the doctor.
Prescribes you something. - Well, driving off.
Great. For so I can have the car, okay? - Would you rather go with 'm bus?
Yes, come on, hurry up.
Please bang and her diapers!
Crap!
Crap.
This country and its dirty plates. For every filth, there's a dirt shield here!
Good evening. With you all right? Need a Band-Aid?
No, not a patch. My brother will kill me. I need nen Imam for my funeral.
Imam? you might have a recipe here, then I times to see if I have the da peep in.
Then I look at times. "Imam", right? Imam.
We have failed.
How, why fail? What do you think?
Mom and Dad have for years not touched the gold, and we have sold today's simple.
That shit landlord!
Failed. Yes.
But Sami, you know, I ...
Guys, I'm back. - Psch!
All right? - Yes.
Is' was?
What? Yes.
Uh, no. Why?
Have you heard or what?
Nope. Am I weird or something?
No.
So, just so, but not otherwise.
Guys a question.
Have you Paranoias, or what?
Shit!
Here, you made the baby feeding times, I come, all good.
Hurry up, Mesut. Now do!
We have to make the same as if you are the mother's breast, right?
So now the bottle is just the side like 'ne one-a-tit to her.
Am I now 'ne tit, or what?
No, you're the astronaut who flies these tit. So.
Come on!
You see, she drinks but.
Very good.
I have degree called the hospital, whether the 'found ne relatives. The do not even know who is responsible for me.
Is she now asleep on the couch? - Yes, fortunately.
Then she lay still in bed. - To whom to bed?
Weaves her? I've fully to light sleep.
With me is sleeping on no case. You know very well that I am fully aggro when I sleep.
Yes, and I can not sleep there with a strange woman in bed as a Muslim I suppose.
Nope, sorry, we have to find 'ne brotherly solution.
She is cute! Think about it, we were also times as sweet.
Since not much is left to you from left unfortunately.
Good night, Celal. Sleep well. Dream something really beautiful.
Jalal? - HE?
How many children do you ever want to have? - None at all. Good night now.
But wait, wait.
When Anna no longer wakes up and can not find the father, but then you have one.
Tell me, how are talking about 'you n about Anna? - Shh! - You bullhead!
Of course, wakes up the.
let's sleep the Celal now, which is really really crass superdupermüde.
Tell me why you schleimst me actually so full?
Have you gambled any drugs at the pharmacy or have you fucked? - No,
I'll take but no drugs. I have just wondering what it is that we are three brothers.
Ah nice. Good night.
What does this mean?
That we should not be afraid of each other, no matter what happens.
That we stick together as the three Ottoman Musketeers. - How so?
Should I again have something done? - No, only if you had done something,
you then not be afraid of us who would need. Just like me then do not worry
should have in front of you or Sami before us.
So I have no fear of you.
Good night, Rocky and Rambo.
What's that noise?
Sleep kid sleep,
the mother is a sheep, the father ...
is a sheep.
She likes it, but to me makes it more likely to fear. - you still can not sleep?
Bloody hell, I want to sleep!
Hey! The baby gets the same fear of your Aggros.
How is this supposed to be times when you're father? You have to do what your aggression against genuine.
You're right.
Now I know why she does not fall asleep. She misses her mother full.
Anna does not have that big boobs, man. - Maybe so ne '? Or so ne '?
You know that the sin is know to go on such sites, right?
But maybe they just hungry.
That's cool. I have it.
Tiramisu? You idiots. You know actually that as coffee and alcohol in it?
The little coffee?
What little alcohol has not hurt anybody. - Come on, brother, give her.
God, what have I done to you?
Yes, you do, Mr. Holzapfel.
Here Yildiz is from the bridal shop.
Uh, where do I get there then?
Okay.
Yo. See you soon.
Mr. Holzapfel, listen, yes,
this baby is the daughter of the cousin from Turkey.
Yes, and my cousin could not pay for the operation, so I have them flown to Germany
and you can plant them a completely new pulmonary system, yes. We needed the money.
Yes, otherwise this baby could not breathe so loose easily today.
Father! Mia has struck me with the putter in the leg!
Then you take your please the driver and the thump against her leg.
Mr. Yildiz, it does not change the matter.
So eviction is stopped at the moment when the money is there. Very easily.
Obtain the sum. - Ow!
Are you nuts?
Do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
namely that happens often.
Fuck!
Fuck. Fuck.
Was?
What envious bastard did this to me, eh?
My baby! My baby, my baby.
Fuck!
Excuse me.
We just make the transfer. Wait a moment? - No, I do not do it.
Once you find the father of the baby? - Which baby?
Well, from this baby, or you can see here somewhere yet another? It belongs Anna Kemper.
Ms. Kemper was taken alone. - Where's this other sister?
Na, this thickness.
Do you mean me?
No, she was not quite as bold. I mean this Turkish woman.
Well, it is indeed enter on your ward no 6 thick Turkish women, right? - He thinks sister Sirin.
Hush. - The free today and tomorrow on the night shift.
Oh great. - Thank you.
Fuck!
What is that?
Since the pisses me here full, the bitch!
If you have a change of clothes here?
For themselves?
I lend 'me your phone, right?
Anna, you know, I ...
You can always hang happy times with 'nem types' n coffee make when you miss me, yes,
but really let, impregnate you right, that's so the worst Bitch style.
Get well.
You can not tell how your dad is me, hey?
And your grandmother is in the Caribbean and has her mobile phone. Has something better to do.
Then let's see who so everything has called your mom.
Tell me, are you crazy, man?
Hey! What do you want all of my car? Holy shit!
Hello?
No, I've got the cell phone of Anna Kemper.
And and and.
And.
Gib her!
Yes, I do need to take urgent.
Hey, any ass who hit my car and then took off. Yes, and then she paints still have my seats full.
That's full shit.
With the seats.
Yes, but a thousand times worse is the scratch on the car.
Were you also operates, or what? - No, man, I ...
She peed myself. I do not care ...
After all, I now Anna's cell phone and accurate ''ve got a friend of hers tomorrow. Yes, and then takes hopefully the baby.
But that's good! - Yes man.
Hey, Celal, who Mesut, you know, who has signed up with so 'nem Anti-Aggression course.
Because if I'm going to eventually father that the baby should not be afraid of me,
because I'm so aggro. - Yes Perfect. Hopefully that helps.
Celal, did you change her diaper again?
Is it worth that? Tomorrow she is always gone.
Come here.
Here, you take it once. I have to do something.
Beautiful good day. - Good day.
I need necessarily an appointment today for a loan. - Here's looking at 'times.
That will be difficult.
Oh no. Look at one. With the Turks as
I was together on the primary school. Is she still on ahead, I shall once defuse his explosive belt.
Unfortunately, no.
Gunnar? I can not believe it.
But that's. Celal!
Yes, I would have never thought that the cool Celal
would be time dependent on the Opfer Gunnar.
You were really full the victim. but you were also so fat, you know.
But are things really really good with you.
Yes. And now...
Now you sit there and need anything from me.
Well, not from you but from the bank where you work.
Yes / Yes. But I decide so, whether you get it or not.
Not true?
And I tell you, Celal, you get the credit.
Really now?
Age, ey. - As only would be so 'ne tiny test of courage. You know her yet, right?
Gunnar, are you doing now 'got alittle bit annoyed' one on complicated because I love you before?
Vexed? You have made my life a living hell.
Good. What is the test of courage?
Today, you go in the middle of the Zeil in a bakery
and get me a marshmallow sandwiches.
Of course, naked.
And I 'forget that with the medicine balls, okay?
God, Gunnar, we were kids! - No no no. I was a child, you were child molesters.
Say, you have crapped you in the brain?
If everyone knows that 's childish prank is when a child goes naked in the store, right?
But at my age, because everyone thinks I were 'n Psycho Fred, yes, and call the cops.
You're still full of the victim.
Celal, that'd still full of fun!
So for me at least.
Yes, hi Matze, it's me.
Fuck! I think I must now 'ne grandma pat and hope that they NEN' Polo gives.
Where do I need to sign there?
Okay. Ja. Fuck.
There are sometimes very simple methods
with which you can get your aggression under control.
I'll show you just gonna be a tiny little exercise so you do understand what I mean.
But first, in the dry.
Oh, nice. Another participant.
Participant.
Sorry, sorry.
Absolutely right. Would you maybe sometimes happen and make the first practice with us?
Yes, okay, I can do so. - Wonderful.
we need someone? A defiant are always two.
But when someone seems to have 'ne exercise necessary.
Come times. Come. Hello! They come once, come on.
Rein in the confrontation!
Classic situation, man, woman. She slept with your best friend.
May occur. The situation is completely escalated.
That is what happened to me!
Then it is good that you are there. I know that hurts.
No. I've fucked the old woman.
Yes. Nope. That is' ne other exercise.
Although it is now difficult,
Please contact from your counterpart.
So you deprive him
any confrontation attack surface
and breathe the anger just gone.
What are you doing there? That was just 'ne exercise!
We had 'ne settle. - That started well.
Chest hair? Yes? No? A little bit?
No chest hair.
OK. And then no hair on the back, ass and eggs?
Back, no.
Eggs already.
What could you imagine that?
Sex? Petting? Necking? Stroke? Multiple choices possible.
fondle maximum.
What I get really sure if I stroke as' quite a grandma?
You know, this is actually a matter,
what you mean by "whole Grandma".
So, I mean, just the neck, which of course does not bring as much.
But breasts, untenrum, bottom, rear sight, rose as ringing the cash register.
When you might as start? - Well, today. So, now.
Are you a Turk?
And.
Since the cash register rings.
Hey, I write degree also at 'nem song. Maybe we can what sing that way.
What is to be the ne for 'direction? Sing times before. - What now? - Yes.
I know that here are some sawing off my chair. Come on, let hear.
No, you sing well, just what you're singing is sometimes so alittle bit ... - Yes, yes, have I understood.
Sing.
I have but only the chorus. - Then sing the but before. - It's nice.
Okay.
I wonder day in, day out, I wonder,
You sing just like a castrated coyote under a full moon.
You might want you to Rämädän 'n leave some singing lessons to give. - Rämädän? - The said Ramadan.
Age of Ramadan people give each no good.
You know what?
I can not do this anymore. Do your cowboy shit alone, yes.
I am outside. I'll do my own thing.
Aha. Yes Perfect! Yes, go yet.
You, Mesut, let the Sombrero here. That was expensive.
Yes hello?
Yes, good evening, my name is Hasan. I come from ...
"Frankfurt Dream Boys".
Oh, the escort service? Mr. Hasan, I know you have stepped in.
I ask you to just adapt my language and my way. Agreed?
Uh?
Yes, I can do.
Well, now come in, or I'll fuck 'your father on the back of your mother, you bastard!
What the?
Mr. Hasan? Are you still there?
Uh, and, and, and, and.
Now listen, Bitch.
You say again what to my mother, yes, then bind 'I see the hanging tits on my back. Roger that?
They make excellent, Mr. Hasan.
Okay.
What do you want to drink sacrifice for 'ne crass shit? - No matter.
Yes, bring me 'n beer, bitch.
With beer you can wash your balls, you piece of shit.
Here.
Halt mall, Du explained.
What I 'n war actually sure that I wrinkled bitch so quatsche here with you?
More than 400 is not in it, you son of a bitch.
Hey, I told you anything against my mother, right? Even if it's' n play. - Did I forget crass.
Your mother is correct.
Yes she is. So, she was.
And now shoot me all the lights out, you bastard.
Bastard is also against my mother. - Sorry.
I...
Hasan! - Listen,
I have a huge problem. I need urgent coal. Or 'nen Polo.
Are you kidding me, dude? - No.
Is on my forehead "Resteficken" or what? Now blow me,
you horny bastard!
Hey! Do you prefer a tail before you have extended him?
No, I'm just really in an absolute shit situation.
Sun 'n shit new Polo could be my last resort.
A polo last resort? - Yes.
Yes, then buy yourself but one, you piece of shit!
You wanted me impose the lights!
Right. You bitch.
Hello?
We had talked so beautiful.
I find, she looks like 'ne Sabine. - Sabine, which has yet absolutely nothing to do with us.
So if I were to Hülya. What do you say to Celal?
Infant. - That's not a name!
Tomorrow they come anyway but away until then, we can still call Baby, bloody hell!
Yes, or calls from me Baby Q or Babylu or whatever.
Why are you yelling for rum so? I try to get them to sleep.
Man, I rum roaring 'because you still have no idea what's going on here. We are full of shit.
Is what happened to Anna?
No, Anna's fine. So under the circumstances.
Well, what then?
You know, I ...
I...
Man who ...
The scar in the car, which makes me really messed up.
Come over. I sing now something for them. Let's see if you still do that.
Was that nice time on the lap of the mom, and then this song.
Do you still know? - Do you still remember?
As if it were yesterday!
Baby.
That's my parting gift for you baby.
And if you can run at some point, you can visit us quiet times.
Oh, that looks so chic!
Come here, you little mouse. but looks great.
Look what I have here. There. That is of course a farewell present for you.
What is that? - This is the latest in the market. The cool even in summer.
Do they have crapped you in the brain? Take off the headscarf her immediately. - Why?
Hey, that's' n baby. Even the Al-Qaeda sets the baby on a headscarf, you Taliban. - Oh, dude.
Give it to me.
That sucks, ey. I am the only true Muslim here.
Fortunately, when I see something! Say, are you ready now? I'll make me go then.
Another farewell photo, please.
Stay away from the car radio.
No, I take that in no case. I am with my more than full capacity.
A child more or less but not more striking. - Forget it, it did not work.
Do not you know who her father? - As far as I know Anna is a single parent.
Aha.
And do you know why she is no longer with the guy together?
Listen to me, will you? Very few men shouting "Yippie, I'll Papa!" Guys ears!
None. Not one of the three fathers of my children screamed "Yippie".
But Asians with you that's different.
You are happy about each child what new to come. I think that's so beautiful.
Yeah, right.
Tell me, my daughter wants just a dress.
You do not happen to know where I can get that, right? Your Asians have yet 'nen line to kitsch.
No I dont know. So you really can not take, or what? - No, I can not.
All right. Have helped me correct. - Fuck the hen! Oops, sorry, kids.
Wait a moment. Me think of something.
Melanie? You, tell me, do you know yet the Anna Kemper.
I agree. And since this guy was tasty but at the time of Munich. Do you remember how the name?
Kaspar.
I agree. Do you remember the address? No, not for me.
You have helped me a lot. See you later!
And?
Why me?
Well, because you're the father?
I, Father?
Of what mother?
Was?
So with what Mother should I have the child?
Anna course.
You know nothing about it?
Yes, you're just become a father. Congratulations.
This is my roommate Balthasar. Celal, Balthasar. Balthasar, Celal.
How could that happen? I mean'...
Well. Very often it has to do with sex.
That's why I'll briefly. May I help you.
But...
Has full pants.
That's your problem now. - Wait a minute. Can you show me very briefly,
how to do that with the diapers?
I have so myself not done anything.
We saw intensive one week. I'm here to study.
you need me or can I call short?
Listen, I thought I should show you that?
I google it later.
Mum? It's me.
No, unfortunately not good.
I am today 'become a father.
How could I do that now with the study?
Fuck.
Can you check on the baby? I need you urgently, right?
Are you going now?
Worth
Fuck. Shit.
Shit.
I have to go to the bathroom. What does there?
I do not know.
Fuck! - Jalal?
Lack of toilet paper, Celal?
No, no, only diarrhea.
OK. You guys are students, right?
Then tells me how old this baby.
That's a baby, right? That's so two or three months old, or not?
The at least one year old.
And so 'ne pregnancy lasts nowadays still 9 months, or what?
Clear. It can not even Chuck Norris what to change.
Okay, I'm not the father.
Jalal?
Ey, but can not live here.
Okay, may be that you're not the dad. Come here.
I have recalculated again.
Crazy! Have been wondering that one of a blow ...
Watch out. Do not go out without my wedding dress.
Okay, let me instead. - No, let me.
This is the store, and back then also the corresponding apartment. - As-salamu alaikum.
Look around quietly. - Thank you very much.
Just FYI: our clothes have the lowest divorce rate.
Hey, and if you need anything, just lift your finger. I am there then.
Wonderful. Mr. Batterjee is a potential tenant
and he just'd 'look at the store are welcome.
Mr. Batterjee, what are you doing in here? 'S Indian? That would be yet delicious, right?
No, no, no gastronomy. I want to kick it a cell phone shop here.
What does he want to do? What's going on here?
I think he means a cell phone store. Mr. Batterjee will take over the store and the apartment.
Who will take nothing here! We paid the rent!
That must be a misunderstanding.
So we were in arrears with the rent, but now we have paid everything.
I'm so sorry. I got the job, the shop and the house to re-rent.
Out! The Indian makes no shop here! Above all, no cell phone store. OK? Out!
Mr. Batterjee, I believe, we clarify the at rest. I'm sorry. You need to understand halt. These are just foreigners.
I am also foreigners.
Yes, but different. - Sami, calm down.
Do you know what's going on?
Listen to me, will you? There are many babies with 'nem birthmark on the ass.
That does not mean that I am the father of all those, right?
I mum.
Hey, I may not know how deep you sleep, but if I am the father,
then ... that would be awesome, really.
Yes? Yes, sorry, I could not recall. So what's going on? - you miserable piece of shit! Today 's tenant was there.
Did you give the landlord the money or not?
You can also stand Babylu. Standing times very briefly.
Celal? - Yes I...
However, I gave him it. - Why were then some stupid tenant there?
That must have overlapped. The landlord has already called and apologized to me.
So all good. Oh, Babylu builds shit, I have to see her.
I'll tell you if you lie to me, then I plug 'your balls in the ... Celal?
Fuck.
Shit. Hey, komm her.
From Hurensohn.
I've got a date with Mr. Caro.
Should I call the police? - No, is' but great!
So, let's now go buy your shit rolls, and then you give me the credit.
Celal is pruned, the old Taliban!
Yes, come on, let's go now. - No, no, wait a minute, you.
I have birthday today, so has home early. - Congratulations.
Yes, yes, thanks. Watch out. I'll think me something else. Is perhaps better for you.
Um, oh, damn!
Can you dance?
You can dance yet! Yes this is good.
Oh, excellent. Celal, the test of courage is, you now dancing naked here the Swan and the matter is scratched.
The ... what?
Yes, a Turk dancing the Swan Lake! Ah, wonderful. Second...
and action!
So what is it? I 'do not even know that. - What, you do not know that?
You have to dance music like a swan. Move it like a swan.
Show me your wings! Where are your wings?
Yes wonderful.
And dance like a swan.
Fly, Celal, fly!
Come on, give you something 's bit of effort!
What are you doing, is more of a Turkish Swan! - Eat now!
How does the swan? How does the swan?
And now let's your feathers as decent dangle down there, come on!
Fantastic!
Fly! Fly!
High to experience, stick to the ceiling ...
Um ...
That's not,
what it looks like. He's a joke.
By the works council.
If you now please leave my office?
You go home!
Go!
Mr. Caro, we will be in my office we'll meet again and laugh about it.
Yes, of course.
So, you bum. Now there's the loan.
Celal, you camel driver. I work in the personnel department.
I'm not authorized to give you 'nen credit.
So, now wait a minute please, I need time just upload the video here.
Upload.
Wanker.
Beats like 'n girls. You hit like 'n girls!
Man Matze, listen times.
Man, I sit fully in the shit! When I get up tomorrow night do not have coal, we sit on the road.
Man, I have to make but this shit burglary.
I 'make that clear. I stand dope, okay?
Okay, Mann. Fuck.
... so looks love, love often thaws feelings.
Tell someone that you need him. He is very pleased.
Fuck, man, I've got it.
And! And! And!
Excuse me, have you ever pen and paper for me?
Nope, sorry. I have unfortunately it just my diary.
Can not you rip out a page me? I need to write down what for 's song.
I should rip out you a day in my diary? But then missing in my life.
As-salamu alaikum. Oh, you are also Muslims?
No, Jews. How did you get to that?
Because of the prayer cap.
That's a dump, 'ne Jewish prayer cap.
Oh! Looks full of the same.
Sorry, I got from the Internet. - happens, you know.
You know what? I'll give you this day.
But if the song is a hit, I want to earn. Is clear, right? - If a hit.
All right! So we pack up, will you?
So, come times please all together.
We now come to the last exercise for today.
You go ask all times through the room and when I say "stop", it simply stops.
And stop!
The exercise is called "shoot with niceness".
And now insulted her your opponent and then shoots back with kindness.
Well, you fat piece of shit?
That's just a practice.
And now you shoot back with kindness.
You can even drink something nice together, if you will.
This is now anything nice, right?
Who did not understand the exercise. - Yes, yes.
As a nice thought behind it.
you mean now as an exercise or just private?
I wish something nice to say and do something nice, honest.
Ah! Okay.
And,
well, you can even suggested taking a drink. but now is not a date, right?
And please accept with no flowers.
Hey, Jalal!
Hey.
Hey, hold on tight. I got back 'n Date with Laura. Man, I'm so in love. I have zero aggression in me.
Wait a moment. - Hey, you know what? I'm almost done with my new song. Shall I sing again?
Well, you, the fully heard I'm glad.
But maybe you can sing later. Because I've still 'ne news.
I've properly built shit.
Is something with Anna?
No, I...
Man, I've lied to you. I was not the landlord.
I wanted to double our coal at the casino, for 'n good cause, but Babylu's has screwed it.
What did you do there? We have trusted you!
Sami, yes. - Alter how can anyone be so stupid?
What should I do? I told Anna that I've got the cell phone store '.
Mom and Dad turn degree in grave around and we lose the store! Damn shit!
Makes you no head, yes, I've got a plan. - What 's bullshit plan you have, eh?
Small burglary. Yes, the shit is easy and secure.
Mann, Sami.
I'm glad you're not aggressive.
Can I help it that you want to change anything in your miserable life? - Just because I want to keep the bridal shop?
Because what should never change with you. Look at you times. Fuck you, genuine.
Great speech about the Ottoman Musketeers.
Come here.
Mom, Dad, somehow everything is going just quite wrong.
For this, I also have a pretty good message. It may be that their grandparents have become.
May I introduce? Babylu.
Yes, it looks to me now not outwardly very similar, but she has my shriveled ears.
Babylu which happens very quickly now.
What's happening? - Get lost'! So 'ne fat pig has followed you.
Fuck! Shit!
Older! What are you doing here?
I Carry only for loading and for the apartment. Okay, I have only an hour. Otherwise red a word with me.
And why only 'an hour? - Yes, because I have a date. ' I'm in love. I love her. I can not anymore!
Okay, go. - Now do not talk to me! What should I do?
You take the tablets, I use the phones, okay? Fast.
Hey, those are all dummies, man! - man under there!
I come equal. Can 'n run around a bit.
Older! Then I but also participating with me.
Was 'n los?
Go on now, come on.
Sorry.
Babylu, it's me! Your Ali-dad!
Daaa!
The Sami,
it may be that I am her father.
Holy cow.
For sure?
May be. Yes, I, I ...
Madness.
I'll thump you wound your eggs, you dirty dirty dog.
Come quickly, not sleep people!
Hopp, let's go.
Oh Shit! Was 'n jetzt los?
Matze, what is?
Get out immediately! Everything Full cops!
Fuck! The cops! - Crap!
This is the police. The building is surrounded. Come out with your hands.
Shit. What do we do now? we get out of here? - That's the date that's it with the store!
Please be reasonable, otherwise we have to storm the store. - Oh God, where is Babylu?
I would not advise you. Because I '' gun.
And I might shoot down any of you. So please leave now! You're welcome!
Are you stupid? What are you telling because there, man? - Man, shut the fuck up, I have 'n Date!
You have a weapon? All right. Keep calm. We can talk about everything. Just for your information.
We will now request the SEC to support and in the meantime ...
You see, you idiot! - Man, I want to 'pick out only only here but us.
Listen? My brother has lied, he has no weapon.
Please leave the SEC at home and take the gun out the protocol, right?
Okay.
No weapon, no SEC.
So, what do not know my brother, I've got a belt of explosives on.
I could hunt each of you in the air. So let us alone and go now!
What shoud that? - What should I do? - You are so stupid.
This could be an Islamic immigrant background German.
Explosive belt?
Listen, we can already not easy to move away from principle here. We will now request the anti-terrorist unit.
Please do not believe my brother!
He has also not explosive belt, so no more units, right?
So you have no weapon, no explosives belt.
But I hear that a baby crying. Or is that your brother?
Excuse me please. We did not make fun of us. - Do you hear, right?
Listen to me carefully, you joker.
Yes, exactly, I have here a baby with the father as a hostage. And I would immediately have a getaway car.
Did you understand? No,
better an escape helicopter, fully fueled. Now!
So you want to take my Perhaps daughter hostage, or what my daughter?
Whom have I understood you correctly, that is your brother the father of the baby.
Does that mean that you have kidnapped your brother and your niece?
Yes, seen so, yes. It happens in the best families, so what to do so.
Hello? Taking back my brother with the hostage. He has me
and my daughter does not kidnapped. My brother likes me.
Perhaps at the moment not so.
You know, we have no parents,
we were very early orphans, so we get from time to time on such stupid ideas.
What, now and then? This is the first break-in, we make!
The first time you hear? The first time that we come to such stupid ideas.
So, I'm going to count to ten, then come out with your hands,
otherwise we will storm the store. One,
two,
That's it with the date. Laura-Maura, the store broken ...
Call her at Just Move and the Date! - Man, I have not her number!
three,
Was?
Hello Celal, here is Anna. - ... have to take responsibility ...
Anna? You're awake? Excellent!
All good?
Yes, okay. The sister says Nala would be with you. Are you fine?
four - Nala. Her name is Nala.
Yes, all right, really. All good. I...
five - Fine.
Celal, I have to tell you something. - I've also 'n few questions, but ...
maybe we can eventually help it, I ... - We need the door!
six, - I am the father, right?
seven,
And.
eight - Krass. - Celal, come on now! Come over!
Anna, I have to hang up, but no matter what happens, I love you.
nine,
Bye. - Wha ... what?
ten. Access!
Ms. Kemper. Men always sound stressed when they have to take care of the children.
Simply ignore.
Mesut, it's me.
We are in jail. Can you do me a favor?
I think you stopped to build shit?
As if that were not enough you draw now even Nala with pure.
Wait a minute.
Anna, I have tried to save the bridal shop. - Come here.
You've learned nothing, right?
I...
And you help him yet?
I wish but save only the bridal shop.
Anna I am full of loser.
You're not just for Anna the biggest loser, but also for your daughter and your brothers.
Where should we sleep now? What shall we do now?
Man, how can I save my date now?
Man, you know what you are at all for 's father? Do not you feel ashamed?
Now shut it out the face, you dago!
Shut up, you potato!
How does the fact that we are wogs?
And how do you know that he is' ne potato?
Because no Kanaka to Kanak Kanak says, right?
Yes, that's right.
Have a nice day, gentlemen.
Hey, now 'waiting it out.
You're so 'n motherfucker, man! Shitting your own brothers!
How nice that you have not fooled Musketeer your brothers. I say only "Mustang".
How come 'n there on it? - The pharmacist has shown you about the sign.
Yes. The only question is which is worse.
So, that was our last hour.
You worked really well. And please remember:
Every minute of it annoys you, you missed 60 happy seconds.
Laura?
For me it was just the opposite. I had 60 happy seconds and yesterday ...
an unfortunate.
You know, I've still 'nen another course on offer: "retaliate Just looking."
Laura, wait it out briefly please.
Was?
Normally I do not tell it, okay,
but I have 'n super religious brother and who' s explosive belt and wanted the whole slaughterhouse blow,
all pork and so on. And then I thought, we should both meet now
or should I save the pork and my brother?
Why tell 'do not you n me just the truth?
I was' ne night in jail.
Aha.
OK. Are worse. Take care.
Laura, Laura!
But.
Do you please remember not to return the borrowed bathing suit?
Mr. Rommel, I think of nothing else.
You, the one offering the couch in my office is. You just have to let them know.
Thank you very much.
Uh, Mr. Rommel, tell me please, is as wide as the couch?
Which is already wide enough.
The Assi, who is now real dad.
Yes, and we are uncle. Where's asleep of, anyway?
That's me so damn.
Happy.
The had such a great ass in the swimsuit. - Who?
Man that Laura from the course. - Aha. OK.
And what does the ass now to do with her as a woman? - What 's that for' ne question?
Yes, I ask you, what does the ass to do with her as a wife and mother?
Or will you lead your ass interesting conversations? Probably not, right?
What do you laberst there? That's not the role of the ass. An ass just looks just awesome. Point.
Hey, you do not raffst that, right?
So, but now bursts me equal to the collar. What should I 's not gather there?
I 'have nen stupid brother who recently' wanted 'nem attract baby n headscarf?
The found horny 'n ass woman even before' n few months, eh? But the forces now, not to find this woman ass horny?
What I raff 'not, you Fundi?
So now I'm hungry again.
Of course, I got used to be very, very, very good toasties.
Yes, I see from all right.
How so?
I do not understand.
Hello?
Hung up.
So, towels and ...
because the toilet because I want just in time.
So as you can like to pee standing up. I have 'ne cleaning lady.
See you later! - Bye. - Bye.
How should we piss else?
No idea. Celal wrote.
Me too.
Tell me, now you know actually what you get?
Something on probation.
How long depends on the judge. Say, I can 'n kip few nights with you, man?
Bad, I'm just myself with my affair. I stress with my girlfriend.
but can kip here. On the mattress. Have I made when I had trouble with both.
You have to stand with your brothers.
Anna must show that you like family and can.
This is the A and O.
's easy to say.
I mean, if you stress with 'ner has woman, so, bringing her flowers.
And if a wife stress with 'NEM types has enough a blowjob.
But what do you do if you have trouble with his brothers, yes?
I mean, I can not blow them yes.
Buying them but 'nen box Ayran.
every Turk is happy about it.
Chico, what 'n juicy car. But that is a total loss.
Ey, since degrees times' n larger scratches.
Arkadaş that is' n Ford Transit with horse. There's not much. - Okay. Then I sell it elsewhere.
Wait, wait, Chico. Wait wait.
I see in your eyes, you're 'n Good. I'll give you seven Mille.
Arkadaş, impact to. For me it is not that much.
Okay.
Good price.
Hey!
I want to apologize to you. The here that I've ransomed back '.
And is in the envelope 's some money. I've sold the Mustang.
What 's with Babylu?
I can not see right now. Anna is still mad at me.
Hey boys. Tomorrow! Ayran with mango and delicious rolls.
Little snack for the day! Here, your bread is even with beef salami.
Thank you. - What are you doing now?
We wanted to buy fabric.
Shit, why now?
Not so 'n stuff! Sami wants to sew.
Well then...
I pack's it. - Sami?
Sewing beautiful, right?
Hello, good morning!
The should I give you.
Look, Nala.
Hey, hey, guys.
Material. Sami.
Thank you.
Celal, who has never angeschleimt us, right?
no but yes, I like that. This is our brother. Come on, I'll call the now.
Hello?
Hey, you're gone but now turn quickly.
All right with you? - Yes, here everything is okay.
Where are pennst then? - Yes, I penn 'in the boxing club.
The boxing club's asleep in!
Ask him once whether he thinks honestly that he can make up for anything with 'n Ayran mango and salami rolls.
And what about the sewing machine? And the money?
Yes, the Sami says ...
Yes, I can hear it all. Take a loudspeaker on. - Okay, wait briefly.
Hello, Sami. Can you hear me, right? But hey, man, you also must not forget that we are brothers.
And what wrote Mama.
"Are not you a stranger in a foreign land."
Yes, Mama but has forgotten that Germany is for you and for me not strangers but home.
And in their own home, because you can ever be a stranger.
Yes, but so long?
Hey, Sami, so long we had really never quarrel.
Man, exactly.
I have to prove that I can be a good father.
Although a strange feeling to be a father at once, but somehow also very, very cool.
Very, very cool. But now let us sleep times.
Now that we are all together, I can sing you my song it out.
Mesut, I sleep 'already to 90 percent. Please let's quit tomorrow.
Okay.
Ey, Sami? - Celal, was is' los?
Hey, you have to be careful that you do not get latte today, yes, otherwise pushes me the thing off the couch.
But if I meet, then you stay on the couch.
Good one, huh?
But now let's sleep please.
Hey, wait a minute. If I 'get ne bar, then pressing' me that yourself from the couch.
Now let's be honest sleep times but.
Guys, can I make us' n tea?
So had I feel-good tea or releasing or so 's Guardian Angel tea. I can do n Good Karma Tee 'to us but'.
They did not simply 'nen good, cheap Aldi tea there?
Well, I'll do 'nen good, cheap coffee.
You have to when Uncle have any rights yet.
You have to convince Anna that you want to be with them. So women work.
Yes but how?
Mr. Rommel? Mr. Rommel please, a question.
Because you know yourself but for so with psychos Mychos, Women, yes, no, why, why.
How should Celal act now?
A very old wise man once said: "If you want to fuck, must be able to chirp."
Did I not say? This motherfucking drum that really knows.
Class.
What do you want to say when you see Anna?
I just want to be with them.
And I want to see Babylu. - Yes, right, I.
Can not you just let exclaim Anna? - Excuse me. Do you know where Anna Kemper is?
I do not know ', sorry.
Horny, there's popcorn. Mesut, come with me, I need money.
I fuck 'up the hospital, you son of a bitch.
but you shall not say anything against my mother, you miserable bitch.
Excuse me, how you talk to my mother? - Mr. Holzapfel! - Yes.
That's your son?
How do you know because these pretty young Turkish man?
He was my knowledge of our tenants in the building in the bridge road.
He was it? Oh.
And why is he there unfortunately, unfortunately, no longer?
We still talk about it.
How you mean.
You little pussy.
It may be that we get back to the store again. - What?
Yes, comes with time. - How?
A long, but not necessarily beautiful story.
Thank you very much.
Hey, what did 'you n front of?
For Anna. Yes I...
Hello? Excuse me.
Hi.
I have to tell something of a mother present and her daughter.
Anna, I know you're here somewhere.
And I have to tell you something.
I had your so our daughter was not allowed to take to the break. Yes the...
All the action was an absolute shit idea.
Excuse me.
I know you will be very difficult after all, but
Please give me a stinkin 'chance to prove to you that I can take responsibility.
Anna, ich ...
I love you. I miss you like hell.
I want to be with you. I want that we are 'ne family.
An old wise man once said ...
So, okay, sorry! I mixed 'me totally reluctant to foreign relationship crates one,
but when I hear 'n Whine, I can not help it. If I do you ...
Who 's that? - This is the one that has kicked my ass. That's my dream woman, Laura!
Yes, fully the dream woman.
... and be super unhappy.
But who told you that you have to be happy all the time?
Happiness is completely overrated.
And now you pinches times your butt cheeks together for your children
and stop constantly chasing this shit luck. What I really wanted to say, but ...
There are now again sausages, okay? Thank you.
Hey.
Hello.
Fine speech precisely. - Oh yes.
Hey, Anna!
Oh, shit, Helga, not now. The Super Mom sucks.
Kiss Me. - What?
Kiss Me!
Oh!
You, I believe, we will ask later where you can buy such a princess dress.
Okay? - Okay.
Hey! - What made wrong again I have now?
That was just the distraction. Thou shalt not equal me stuck your tongue down her throat.
Has just hit me Mama!
Ouch! - Come on, that did not hurt.
Yes, go over. - Do you want a kiss? Yes.
Of.
Laura!
Really great speech that you thought was there, that with luck and everything.
Shut up and just take me in his arms.
Sami,
do you think actually that every being,
also even the smallest bugs,
has its very own private secret?
Laura, when you say it that way, then it is true.
Gut.
Maybe we should again have a date.
I bring with also no more flowers. Promised.
Gut.
I've got a song for my brothers and Babylu.
Come on, I'll tell you what love is ...
Have you ever looked at the schedule?
14:00's our turn.
Children of Frankfurt, you are in a good mood?
Okay.
That is changing right now.
Tell me, why exactly this woman Holzapfel is so incredibly generous to you?
Oh, I'm the bitch, uh, aunt helped even across the street.
Longer history. All good.
So, Test, Test.
The mic for the opening speech is. All right with you?
Hey, I can now at the opening finally sing my song.
Do you want the first customers take off again?
Wait until all customers are away, please.
You know what? I sing it now.
And I thank you very much. Thank you very much.
For my brothers and Babylu.
Come on, I'll tell you what love is.
Love is when you take someone like you.
He's here for you, you build sometimes giant crap.
He takes away the pain, no matter how deep it sits.
The supports up again when otherwise no one is.
Some seek their love for a lifetime.
Some they do not find it, it is next door.
Every love is a step by 'ne door.
Some fight as long and do not even know what for.
It is ubiquitous because it surrounds us.
We are all fully finished if you do not love us.
And so I wrote for my boys a song
because nothing happens on this earth for no reason.
There are miracles, you do not wonder
because then looks a good angel down to you.
Believe me, my brother, no really, that's crazy.
What a combo, three Turks and a baby!
Three Turks and a baby.
The sweet little lady.
What's going on with that?
Fuck.
You are here dancing naked to Schwanzensee, uh Swan Lake.
Ach, Mama.
Do you remember how she waited at the window?
You can watch one of those pick here, these are the most beautiful.
These are the greatest. Red or black?
I did not exist!
Clear? Clear!
What do 'you n there?
Are you sure that's going on?
What is love?
One tells me green, the other blue you.
Who knows exactly? How does out of love?
Eko Freezy.
Max Mutzke. Easy b.
Kida Ramadan. Kostja Ullmann.
Three Turks and a baby.
Babylu, listen to me.
Let's go. - I wonder day in,
I wonder day in,
but 'it does not find out.
How does out of love?
Subtitles translated by LoForFive!